fuckyeahfelines:

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skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via twathefuck)

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This is just my edit but I fucking love this
"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"
I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
newkidsonthebleach:

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how stupid of me; to think I was the only flower in your garden. 6 a.m. thoughts  (via kjngn)

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weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
newkidsonthebleach:

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lmaoalien:

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

that isnt normal

(Source: tomdefaggot, via orgasm)

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bennybatch:

So I’m a counselor at a camp and I use my marvel backpack to hold all my stuff and the 7 year old boy on my camp bus gave me a Captain America sticker this morning and told me he thought of me because he knew I liked superheroes and then on the ride back he says to me “Danielle I really like you but I can’t be your boyfriend because you’re too old but when I’m a man I’m gonna find a girl who likes Captain America just like you”

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deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

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